Comments | ludickid: Tell it like it...uh...hmmm.

ludickid

Tell it like it...uh...hmmm.

Jan 31, 2006 08:03

The single most incomprehensible review of Brokeback Mountain I've ever read.

Seriously, folks: worth a look. Even I, who spend a frighteningly large percentage of my time reading the ravings of Town Hall columnists, can't begin to figure out what this guy's point is.

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ludickid January 31 2006, 14:46:57 UTC

I sort of followed it for a while, but when he started talking about having "overcome" unwanted homosexual advances like it was cancer or something, my eyes started to glaze over. When he started talking about how God is the mountain, or we have to show God our mountain, or whatever that last section was about, I had to go take a nap.

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stavner February 1 2006, 02:02:21 UTC

Could God make a burrito so big even he couldn't eat it?

slammerkinbabe January 31 2006, 14:34:06 UTC

::CHOKE::

Oh my GOD...

I think his point is something along the lines of "People shouldn't be mean to gay people, so I liked the movie, except gay people don't really exist except as psychiatric patients, so I didn't like the movie, except we still shouldn't be mean to gay people, so I liked the movie, except God can cure gay people, so I didn't like the movie, and by the way, I have a really big mountain."

This is priceless. I'm reposting, I hope you don't mind.

ludickid January 31 2006, 14:47:35 UTC

Not at all. Spread the incomprehensibility.

hoolifan January 31 2006, 14:56:17 UTC

"Hello everybody. I am Zach Braff wearing an Andy Samberg wig. Don't hate me people just because I they want a male friend so badly that I they think they really, really want thick, veiny, moist, throbbing cock. Unless you're God, in which case it's your right. God is fucking huge. Tell the mountain."

ludickid January 31 2006, 15:05:26 UTC

I am Zach Braff wearing an Andy Samberg wig

Ha ha, MAAAAN.

Also, yeah...at the end there, is he suggesting that you tell your dick how powerful God is?

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ludickid January 31 2006, 15:51:31 UTC

I guess if I could accept that a mountain was proof of an invisible Superman, I could accept that talking to my penis would make it not want a butt around it.

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Wow... adsinfinitum January 31 2006, 16:08:23 UTC

...a truly monumental piece of batshittery.

My favorite bit is this particularly ham-fisted piece of proselytizing:

"But if God really is who he says he is..."

That's like the Pope stopping in the middle of a speech about Jesus and saying: "That's assuming, of course, that this isn't all bullshit..."

stevegreen January 31 2006, 16:41:25 UTC

So when has this God chap been talking to him? Did He turn up on this fool's doorstep one morning and just claim to be the Supreme Creator? Or maybe He whispers during the quieter moments on Christian Radio?

to be read in Harry Anderson voice hoolifan January 31 2006, 17:19:17 UTC

"Well, 'Yeshua Ben Yosef' - if that is your real name..."

Re: to be read in Harry Anderson voice seriesfinale January 31 2006, 19:28:38 UTC

I laughed out loud.

I think this video of the guy sums him up pretty well substitute January 31 2006, 18:11:11 UTC

http://www.lovinghomosexuals.com/Chad_Dance_Video.AVI

Re: I think this video of the guy sums him up pretty well ludickid January 31 2006, 18:43:41 UTC

Jesus wants you to dance like a spastic.

Re: I think this video of the guy sums him up pretty well threepunchstuff January 31 2006, 19:02:21 UTC

"And here I demonstrate the Butt Bongo Rimjob, another of the self-destructive behaviors which I engaged in before His glory entered my life."

Re: I think this video of the guy sums him up pretty well steakumms January 31 2006, 19:23:25 UTC

Is that footage of Jesus casting The Gay out of him?

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