All I have to do is have stupid, incomprehensible dreams

[ludickid]

Last night's stupid incomprehensible dream involved Ludic Kid Friends List superstar calamityjon. It seems that in this sector of Dreamland, Jon went to APE and, during some panel discussion or another, made an obviously facetious joke about how black people don't read comic books. It turned into the proverbial hailstorm of controversy (pronounced "con-TRAH

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[calamityjon]

But seriously, black people really don't read comics.

[ludickid]

KYLE BAKER READS COMICS!

No, wait, he hates comics.

[calamityjon]

Also, Kyle Baker is only so black. Seriously. Not all that black at all.

[ludickid]

For reals, though, you know who fuckin' loves comics? Rappers. Rappers are all about comic books. Every motherfucker in the Wu-Tang Clan uses a Marvel character's secret identity as one of his aliases; Cannibal Ox drop more comic-book references than I do; and the Last Emperor actually has a song called "Secret Wars Part 2"!

Which just proves my longtime thesis that, black or white, all musicians are nerds.

[hipsterdetritus]

Two words, Pierce:

MF Doom.

[ludickid]

See? I'm sayin'. Motherfucker samples old Fantastic Four cartoons.