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Final Four - Match 2 Recap
Gumbel - 5
Kiper - 7
Another year, another disappointing exit for Greg Gumbel. The perennial bridesmaid advanced to the Haircaster Final Four, only to be engulfed by the tsunami of hair known as Mel Kiper. The buzzsaw from Baltimore advances to Haircaster Bowl V, where he'll face the precise part and pompadour of Jimmy Johnson.
Comment of the Match: And one day - maybe not this year and maybe not the next - but one bright day, the time will come when a voice of the streets will step up to a microphone and proudly say:
My haircaster is black, rolls golden charms,
Twenty-two inch rims like Hulk Hogan's arms. -- John Kimble