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Final Four - Match 1 Recap
Johnson - 7
Lampley - 6
In perhaps the fiercest battle thus far, Jimmy Johnson edges out Jim Lampley. Voters grappled with the recurring theme of chaos vs. order - the perfect part of Johnson and the majestic waves of Lampley. Tis a day for precision and form, as "order" emerges the victor.
Quote of the Match: I've got to go with Jimmy Johnson here, and I'll tell you why. First, he's smiling at me. I like that. Second, he has a detailed pattern on his coat. You know what that says to me, subconsciously? Luxury. Jimmy Johnson is America's haircaster, and he knows what America wants: money. Detailed patterns.
And finally, the hair itself. Perfect highlights up the front, a gorgeous part, and a touch of the pompadour for the man with the big head.
-- Billings