Tell Me About Your Xander!

Nov 15, 2005 00:34

"The Pack". Class is at the zoo. The dodes are taking the geek to the hyena pen. Buffy gets set to help the helpless when Xander says "No slaying is required" and becomes hyena-boy.

Let's play pretend. Buffy never showed up in town, and because of my special magic, we don't get vamp!Xander and vamp!Willow turning Cordy into a threesome. Therefore, there is no "If I'm a tough guy, maybe Buffy'll think I'm hot" aspect to Xander's thinking.

Does Xander go into the Hyena Hut if he's not proving his love for Jodie Foster Buffy Summers? Why or why not?

xander, wank

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