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It's funny how when people dont' think anyone is watching, they start picking their noses.
Like yesterday , I was driving and I looked to my right and a fellow student peer *who shall remain nameless* was ferociously picking his nose and flicking it out the window.
mmm. yummy.
Here's a joke:
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."