Apr 05, 2004 21:18
so i was at work today, and i wrestled one of the techs that was trying to write mean and hatefull messages to other co-workers. I tried to grab the pen away and we swung at eachother for a while. The pen hit me and i began to bleed, so i grabbed a knife and slashed about. Then he whipped out a sword, but i wasnt afraid, cause i had a gun. Now he didnt like that very much, cause he knew ide kick his ass, and so he threw a granade, but i ducked and it flew across the store. Now there were flames and rubble everywhere, and we were still going at it. Women and childen were crying and screaming. The sword hit me once on the left arm, and made me very angry, cause my lab-coat was ruined, so i said "dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when im angry." I started turning green and my shirt ripped off from all my muscles... then i killed them.
yea... i bet none of you suckers had a day like that.
Melodrama coming from you is about as normal as bowel movement.