Merry Christmas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I helped bagombosnuffbox see the light (8 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, petitnavire (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5774 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
lucygoosey183