Song of the Slattern Who Can't Find Her Smart Black Bra

[lucybond]

In which I am not a good housewife:

(to the tune of 'Where is love' from Oliver!)

Where-er-er-er-ere's my bra?
Is it hiding near or far?
Is it underneath a laundry heap, or left out in the car?
Who can say where it may hide?
It's not fallen 'down the side.'
Underneath my bed,
Oh else instead,
I must wear,
Bra of red.
Where-er-er-er-ere, where-er-er-er-ere's my bra?!