Semi silly meme stolen by conducts who stole it from rotSman who stole it from....

Jan 15, 2006 11:48

Somehow Conducts meme made a lot more sense than mine did...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lucyalyce!

  1. Lucyalyce is the world's largest rodent.
  2. When lucyalyce is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in lucyalyce.
  4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for lucyalyce is two minutes.
  5. Banging your head against lucyalyce uses 150 calories an hour.
  6. By tradition, a girl standing under lucyalyce cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  7. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as lucyalyce.
  8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on lucyalyce.
  9. South Australia was the first place to allow lucyalyce to stand for parliament!
  10. All swans in England belong to lucyalyce!


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