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HUFFLEPUFF!
THAT STINKING RAG HAS PUT ME IN HUFFLEPUFF!
I BET IT THINKS IT'S A GREAT JOKE - IT CAN'T TELL THEM ALL WHO I AM SO IT'LL JUST FUCK UP MY WORK HERE BY STICKING ME IN HUFFLEPUFF.
OK I'm calming down now, going to sit down at the table and try to enjoy the feast and forget, for a little while that this nightmare is happening.
THAT STINKING RAG HAS PUT ME IN HUFFLEPUFF!
I BET IT THINKS IT'S A GREAT JOKE - IT CAN'T TELL THEM ALL WHO I AM SO IT'LL JUST FUCK UP MY WORK HERE BY STICKING ME IN HUFFLEPUFF.
OK I'm calming down now, going to sit down at the table and try to enjoy the feast and forget, for a little while that this nightmare is happening.