Now, I don't reckon we've met, so you probably don't know that if I die, I've already got arrangements made to put my brain into a Pneumatic Colossus, with the flamethrowers and the steam cannons and everything else.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Always avoid: The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
Consider: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Playboy (RGSM)
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So just mind your words there, mate.
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I mean, that's a tiny bit tempting there...Until I consider that I right now I have you alive AND with steam cannons and flamethrowers.
Alright. I'm OK now. I prefer you warm and kicking.
If you already have the Colossus built, though I can stop with some of my fretting.
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
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NSFW http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=0&o=1 NSFW.
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Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Always avoid: The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
Consider: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Playboy (RGSM)
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Hello....you're one of those fishy people that Rae likes, aren't you?
Rae has good taste.
Can I interest you in some vacation property in Lyonesse?
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The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
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