Summary
Guess what I did last night...I hung out with Kevin, Leah, Mallion, Don, James, Justin, and Wil. Those last four names really don't matter because they were just random people that ended up hanging out with us, but holy crap. HOLY FUCKING CRAP. Brett and I got to see Kevin. We all hugged so many times. It was the world's happiest reunion. And Leah's super cool now. And Mallion did a lot of growing up and maturing.
We went down to Alki Beach to join their beer drinking party. Then we started trying to find weed with all the money everybody pitched in. The first guy we talked to had white power tattooed on his leg, and I got into a fight with his friend. His skeevy ass friend was hitting on Leah in a really uncomfortable way. He was talking about kissing her and was about three inches from her face, so I told him not to hit on my friend. Being really stupid, he thought I'd be embarrassed or offended by saying I only care because he's not hitting on or kissing me. So this all escalated really quickly because I have a lot of rage, and he was really stupid. At one point he was calling me (if I remember properly) Pussy Stank. Yeah. That's offensive. Just more reason that I'm glad I stopped him from saying or doing anything more to Leah. And all the new people thought I was a bad ass afterwards, and we didn't buy weed from them. Now that I think about it...he looked kind of like Britney Spears's stupid hick husband. A lot like actually.
Then a photographer asked Kevin and Justin to hold a backdrop while they were drinking, and we somehow found pride in all of this. And we celebrated how professional we all are at drinking. It was just like a day with Kevin should be. So the photographer and his subjects are in the pictures we took of our group. Because what else are drunk kids primarily from Hawaii going to do?
We went to Don's house and got stoned out of our minds. I don't even remember how many joints were passed around. We talked about everything, and Justin was having us describe different cool places on the big island for him. He's from Minnesota. And then we watched Roger Rabbit and it was a fucking trip and a half before Kevin drove us home.
And does anybody know how to get in touch with Lucas? Kevin is distraught that he hasn't talked to Lucas in months, and nobody knows how to get ahold of him.
We went down to Alki Beach to join their beer drinking party. Then we started trying to find weed with all the money everybody pitched in. The first guy we talked to had white power tattooed on his leg, and I got into a fight with his friend. His skeevy ass friend was hitting on Leah in a really uncomfortable way. He was talking about kissing her and was about three inches from her face, so I told him not to hit on my friend. Being really stupid, he thought I'd be embarrassed or offended by saying I only care because he's not hitting on or kissing me. So this all escalated really quickly because I have a lot of rage, and he was really stupid. At one point he was calling me (if I remember properly) Pussy Stank. Yeah. That's offensive. Just more reason that I'm glad I stopped him from saying or doing anything more to Leah. And all the new people thought I was a bad ass afterwards, and we didn't buy weed from them. Now that I think about it...he looked kind of like Britney Spears's stupid hick husband. A lot like actually.
Then a photographer asked Kevin and Justin to hold a backdrop while they were drinking, and we somehow found pride in all of this. And we celebrated how professional we all are at drinking. It was just like a day with Kevin should be. So the photographer and his subjects are in the pictures we took of our group. Because what else are drunk kids primarily from Hawaii going to do?
We went to Don's house and got stoned out of our minds. I don't even remember how many joints were passed around. We talked about everything, and Justin was having us describe different cool places on the big island for him. He's from Minnesota. And then we watched Roger Rabbit and it was a fucking trip and a half before Kevin drove us home.
And does anybody know how to get in touch with Lucas? Kevin is distraught that he hasn't talked to Lucas in months, and nobody knows how to get ahold of him.