Nov 02, 2004 12:59
You know, I was thinking. If Jessica Simpson were President, things would be so much better. What would the world be like with Jessica as President?
1. New UNIFORMS FOR THE ARMY! Something cuter, tight-fitting and no more cammo! Unless it's A&F Issued. lol
2. New road signs/lines that compliment each other.
3. A&F and Hollister will be free. Like water and air.
4. National Shopping Day. You shop or go to jail.
and yes, the best of all...
5. Government-Issued Louis Vuitton! *Hell, even I'd sign up for welfare for that* LMAO.
Yes, anyone but Bush for 2004.