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[lucretiafury]

I went skinny dipping the other night with Emma and her girlfriend. Well, I was the only one who did any swimming, they just kind of laughed at me. Never the less, it was nice to get out of the house. There's been so many strangers coming in and out of here lately that it feel like a youth hostile. I found one kid sleeping in the living room this

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[lucretiafury]

Whatever, Jim. I knew you were just going wind up huffing the model car glue, get all high and crank up Motorhead to volume ten. Caught up in the moment you started banging your head during Ace of Spades when you wind up waking Katie with all the noise. Annoyed with all the racket Katie comes into the room and asked if you'd kindly turn down the music, or "that fucking shit" as she's calls it. With your head clouded with fumes, you were no longer able to Kates voice of reason and reverted back to your natural white trash mentality that comes default by growing up in Florida. "Damn it, woman. Shut your mouth and git me a beer!" You yell pounding your fist on the table. Unfortunitly, with all the karate training you've doing you ended up slaming your head down a bit too hard on the table where you were assembly the toy car. The paint went flying in the air and landed down on your three innocent cats, covering them completly. Now what the fuck are you going to do with with green fucking cats? That's what happened, Jim, isn't? Now clean it up!