observations of the weekend
-Staten Island accents are really cute, even on straight girls
-of all the stickers that cover my car, all 50 of them, why did some hoodlum decide to only steal my I heart Evil Beaver sticker?
-while playing Sleater-Kinneys first album at work the maintenance guy pops up out of nowhere and says "wow, that sounds like Rush"
-now that all my male friends are straightened out about Ashlies straightness they can finally see her cuteness
-if all my male friends thought Ashlie was my ex girlfriend, then who did they think broke up with who?
-it's impossible to get drunk on beer when it's over 100 degrees in your apartment
-it is possible, however, to get really wasted on rum and act like an asshole to your roommate in 98 degree weather
-why do boys think it's okay thrust their penis towards your body and lick your face while dancing with them, or does this just happen to me?
-will the Strechmarxxxs ever get better?
-damn, nothing beats a coke
-of all the stickers that cover my car, all 50 of them, why did some hoodlum decide to only steal my I heart Evil Beaver sticker?
-while playing Sleater-Kinneys first album at work the maintenance guy pops up out of nowhere and says "wow, that sounds like Rush"
-now that all my male friends are straightened out about Ashlies straightness they can finally see her cuteness
-if all my male friends thought Ashlie was my ex girlfriend, then who did they think broke up with who?
-it's impossible to get drunk on beer when it's over 100 degrees in your apartment
-it is possible, however, to get really wasted on rum and act like an asshole to your roommate in 98 degree weather
-why do boys think it's okay thrust their penis towards your body and lick your face while dancing with them, or does this just happen to me?
-will the Strechmarxxxs ever get better?
-damn, nothing beats a coke