Does not really do so, because it would require females being attracted to me in a reality-like situation. Was just trying to find some alternate, if not quite possible, other explanation.
That's what I'm trying to evade with the 'reality-like situation'. Contrary to semi-popular opinion, I do not have a girlfriend and I have never had one.
Experience shows that the number of bovines and the number of women who gave me oral are, uh, both not big.
There are, though, as previously mentioned, women who, in reality, engage in lips-to-bovine things. My face and torso are completely untouched, seen that way. By females, males, bovines, hermaphrodites, transsexuals and everybody else.
There's only two who have engaged in mouth-to-bovine-mouth activity. Only one who did any more. The other kissed me once, as she was getting on a train to go home, and was completely unexpected. And "kissed me" is the accurate way to put it. I do not believe any chance was given for mutual participation... Perhaps two more (non-family, natch) have kissed bovine cheek. Nothing meant by it though.
The entire point of that essay above was to point out that you're not that much worse off...
There's a very huge difference between "zero girls" and "more than one girl", in numbers. A infinite % difference, even. A yes/no or 0/1-ish difference. Kissed and unkissed are opposites. And I may have cheek-kissed a multitude of people, including but not limited to family, but that mostly happened in France, and there it is more or less required. I cheek-kissed girls I never saw before and never saw again. I claim those do not count, the "nothing meant" thing you mentioned.
Oh dear.
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The me-giving-you-oral bit is probably less likely than the women.
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Experience shows that the number of bovines and the number of women who gave me oral are, uh, both not big.
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And I suppose reality-like-ness does count out online-people.
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Perhaps two more (non-family, natch) have kissed bovine cheek. Nothing meant by it though.
The entire point of that essay above was to point out that you're not that much worse off...
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And I may have cheek-kissed a multitude of people, including but not limited to family, but that mostly happened in France, and there it is more or less required. I cheek-kissed girls I never saw before and never saw again. I claim those do not count, the "nothing meant" thing you mentioned.
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And yeah, I suppose they are opposites. However. You're younger than when I was first kissed, I believe, no?
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