come again?

Jul 06, 2005 22:09

Right, so these girls have been sitting fairly quietly on the couch next to me here at the coffee shop for some time, and the one just turned to the other and said, clear as day and out of the blue: "Are we getting anal tonight?" I swear that's what she said, and it wasn't connected to anything they'd just been discussing. Something about this back corner obviously encourages inappropriately intimate conversations in my vicinity while I'm trying to type - in an earlier post I talked about the loud conversation four women had about sex while I was sitting right next to them. A wise question to ask, however, and perhaps one best settled at the coffee shop before you head for home. Oh, for the days when that was my major end-of-the-day concern.

Check out boingboing.net today for a grab bag of sexy things. There're links to a swank gallery of 60s and 70s XXX-film posters (most of which are surprisingly well-designed and begging to be used as desktop wallpaper), a link to an aerial photograph of nude sunbathers, and a link to a hobo porn film name generator. I would cheerfully watch "Bindlestiff Stiffy" and "Hogshead Ho's".

Now two entirely different women went into the single-occupancy bathroom together and locked the door. This section of Coffee People is hereby dubbed Inappropriate Public Activity Corner. Join us for Inappropriate Public Discussion Night every Wednesday evening from 9:30 - 11:30 PM, cuz that's when Jason is sitting quietly in the comfy chair trying to check his email. Next week's topic: Genital-Rectal Itching.

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