holiday linkety goodness
Happy Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/winter solstice/Pastafarian holiday/Church of the SubGenius celebration/whatever. Amusing things that are much, much better than that lame chain email you got from your mom with the picture of the kitten in the Santa hat attached (all courtesy of boingboing.net):
Make holiday decorations out of tampons ("because your period comes once a month, but Christmas comes only once a year");
Check out some beautiful gingerbread houses that I apparently missed out on when I was in Seattle, or make a gingerbread PC motherboard instead;
Send a Christmas e-card featuring plumbing fixtures (I just wrote this as "plumping fixtures", hee);
Above all, don't miss the entire plot of "A Christmas Story" squoze down to an unbearably cute little 60-second animation. Mommy's little piggy!
And, just in case all this is raising your blood sugar level dangerously high ... check out the post on subcutaneous brass knuckle implants. Or maybe you shouldn't. Eeiiiigh.
Make holiday decorations out of tampons ("because your period comes once a month, but Christmas comes only once a year");
Check out some beautiful gingerbread houses that I apparently missed out on when I was in Seattle, or make a gingerbread PC motherboard instead;
Send a Christmas e-card featuring plumbing fixtures (I just wrote this as "plumping fixtures", hee);
Above all, don't miss the entire plot of "A Christmas Story" squoze down to an unbearably cute little 60-second animation. Mommy's little piggy!
And, just in case all this is raising your blood sugar level dangerously high ... check out the post on subcutaneous brass knuckle implants. Or maybe you shouldn't. Eeiiiigh.