Jun 27, 2006 02:06
Cuntastic Bitch (noun): A female who is cuntasticly annoying. She cries over boys treating her like shit, but doesn't do anything about it. She talks a lot about other girls' lives because her own life isn't entertaining enough. She constantly complains about her appearance so others will give her compliments. She HONESTLY believes Jessica Simpson is a musical genius and an all-around inspiration. She will never wear anything not generally accepted as "cute" which normally includes lace, sparkles and glitter. All the time. She wears no other jewelry other than cheap sterling silver and fake rhinestones. She has fake nails. She never has anything interesting or deep to talk about because she is too busy worrying about if she looks fat in her jeans--and because she is cuntastic, they are indeed at least 2 sizes too small.
Hahahaha, so true!
Oh, and the site also has an example of a typical conversation between an emo couple under one of the definitions of "emo":
Girlfriend: "C'mon, lets have sex."
Boyfriend: "I'm too sad to have sex."
Girlfriend: "I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry."
Boyfriend: "I'm already crying."