Oct 01, 2007 10:21
"I do say, Regina, I'm about to read some delightful selections from this anthology."
"Really, darling? What sort?"
"For my collegiate literature class, we must read this anthology of stories by women of color."
"How charming, Daniel! Read me a section."
"I shall let Fate guide me to a phrase. Ah! There. 'Look like her tiddies has fallen since she came, don't it?'"
"...Dear?"
"Oh. Oh my."
"What is it, Daniel? Are you all right?"
"Yes, darling. I believe my monocle popped out."