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[luckyoneill]

do you know what i think of when i think of the fourth of july? it used to be sunburns and swimming and my brother throwing black cat fireworks at me, while i run away thinking that i've already been burned by the sun and not wanting to by a firework because all i could think about was my uncle red who had five fingers total on both hands because he lost his to dynamite. but, not now. today i learned that america's birthdays isn't just about all that, it's also about being a people, united. it's about we americans looking on to brighter futures, hoping that things will change for the better. it's also about elton john. that's right. because on this day of days here in the good 'ole 50 states, we celebrated elton john. he received his humanitarian award today. on our day. we americans must now celebrate our deliverence from england by congratulating an old dried up, BRITISH sir, who only form of americana are the sequined stars on his overglamourous sunglasses. so to you sir elton fuck face john that you are, how's about lighting a roman candle in the wind straight up your ass and the asses of the stupid people who decided to celebrate your whatevers on our birthday. in philly no less, birthplace of the decleration of independence. i salute you, because that was the best idea i've heard of in god knows how long. i'm glad that somewhere there's a person thinking of smart things.

i'm done. i had a rant.

saw war of the worlds. lost track of all the times tom cruise had a running scene. i guess every single movie he's in calls for it. because apparently nothing is more entertaining than watching him run. all the damn time.

stupid elton john. i'm sorry, it just makes me mad.

much love and hellos to everyone i haven't seen in forever.