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Jan 28, 2008 11:34

I would like to take the last year back. I need a do over and if that doesn't work a heart transplant. In the past week I have gone through 2 bottles of pepto bismol, 1 bottle of tums, 3 packets of alka seltzer and too many tylenol. So I think it's an ulcer, which runs in my family or permanent heartburn and diarrhea. Or it could all be psychosomatic. But my butthole would disagree as would my heart burn. I cut out the spicy food a couple of days ago. That seemed to help, but now everything tastes like tofu. I thought God had finished raining shit on my life. I was wrong.
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