FUNNY
Some Proverbs to ponder!
- virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
- Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
- Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
- Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
- virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
- Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
- Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
- Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.