My Palms Are Sweaty, Because you're holding to tight
Before I fill this thing out because I'm bored, and add to it. I would like to begin with a rant which many will connect to and which may become a school newspaper article after refining it:
Ok, for twelve years I waited through Franklins, Garcias, Gebharts, and then... Geiss. Here. So, 12 years of this god damn attendance taking which, was fine, the school makes money because I'm sitting in my chair. Something like $9 a day. They get paid based on this attendance and well if they didn't take it then people wouldn't grow up. So all through the last four years it's "Oh I'm not going to hold your hand all the time because kid in college they won't hold your hand. They don't give a damn about you, you're a number..." ya ya ok i get it. "No seriously, you won't be held accountable for sitting in 200 person classes and you'll be graded on maybe two or three things from the reading and lecture so attendance is all on you" Alright alright sorry I was late. And so I get here, to the big show yes? No more hand holding, I'm a fucking big kid now. Yet, on almost every syllabus, wait a second, Attendance and Participation 15%? And you get graded down if missing more than three? I'm sorry, this school pays these professors whether I'm there or not, there's no state funding. It is supposed to be my responsibility to make sure I'm learning. And I would go, most of the time. But there are some days that you just Cannot, for whatever reason, make that class and that is going to hurt your grade now because you weren't sleeping in their lecture hall? So, I'd like to ask on behalf of all college students in America to stop with the fucking hand holding. In the real world, they give you incentive to show up, they PAY you so you better go if you want to money. So now... I just have to say my palms are sweaty and let it go professors, let it go. Phew, for a minute there I lost myself.
Oh and one more thing, Why do people stretch their ears?!?! You cannot get rid of that, not with lazers, not by taking it out, not. So you'll you know, turn 26 and realize how retarded you are and voila, stretched out to two inch diameter sicky ears, forever.
Four jobs I’ve had in my life:
- Yoshinoya Chino
- Dairy Queen
- Hollywood Video
- Guitaaaar Centa Baston
Four movies I can watch over and over:
- Mean Girls
- Forrest Gump
- Garden State
- Family Guy Movie
Four places I have lived:
- San Jose, CA as a baby
- Diamond Bar appartment (Swagger song w/ cobbled stairs Kt)
- Temple City
- Ontario
- And Boston for a fifth, what can I say?
Four TV shows I watch:
- The OC
- Desperate Housewives
- Grey's anatomy
- that's it religiously, I guess Nip/Tuck or Family Guy
Four places I have been on vacation:
- Not Hawaii although promised for like 10 years
- All the way across America
- Washington DC cementing politics some mo
- Big Bear
Four of my favorite dishes: Dishes eh?
- my favorite square glass, which i'll be bringing home
- our silverware that isn't crappy, the smooth ones
- our grape plates
- and uh... our silver platter
Four websites I visit daily:
- myspace
- livejournal
- facebook (ok this is really lame now)
- college email
Four places I would rather be right now:
- Home
- The UK
- Greece with pals and Eric
- with a guitar in my hands
Four occupations you would love to do:
- President
- Music Supervisor
- Rock Star. haha, who wouldn't?
- Professor
Four friends you could be "stuck on an island" with for a summer:
- Sherman (he's got survival skills)
- Kt Mo
- Jamie
- Eric (so does he)
Four songs you listen to almost everyday on the ol' iTunes:Lately?
- "Lover I Don't Have to Love" Bright Eyes
- "Amsterdam" or "Ms Dynamite" Coldplay
- "Karma Police" or "No Suprises" by Radiohead
- "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" Panic! At the Disco
Four things you miss from your childhood:
- My uncle Eric
- Playing Viola
- my Ninja Turtle suspenders
- light up shoes
And most importantly, four people you could beat up:
- Kt Morales, even on a weak day. haha
- Anne Coulter, at least the ol' punch and run. haha
- Dakota Fanning. hahaha No, she could take me. I love that kid.
- Hillary Swank, OVERated.
Four bloggers I am tagging:
I don't want to tag anyone but if you don't do this then you're retarded. It's on you. haha
Aw the giddy icon is cute.
I go home in less than a week!
Com Prom is tonight, preteen fun.
Ok, for twelve years I waited through Franklins, Garcias, Gebharts, and then... Geiss. Here. So, 12 years of this god damn attendance taking which, was fine, the school makes money because I'm sitting in my chair. Something like $9 a day. They get paid based on this attendance and well if they didn't take it then people wouldn't grow up. So all through the last four years it's "Oh I'm not going to hold your hand all the time because kid in college they won't hold your hand. They don't give a damn about you, you're a number..." ya ya ok i get it. "No seriously, you won't be held accountable for sitting in 200 person classes and you'll be graded on maybe two or three things from the reading and lecture so attendance is all on you" Alright alright sorry I was late. And so I get here, to the big show yes? No more hand holding, I'm a fucking big kid now. Yet, on almost every syllabus, wait a second, Attendance and Participation 15%? And you get graded down if missing more than three? I'm sorry, this school pays these professors whether I'm there or not, there's no state funding. It is supposed to be my responsibility to make sure I'm learning. And I would go, most of the time. But there are some days that you just Cannot, for whatever reason, make that class and that is going to hurt your grade now because you weren't sleeping in their lecture hall? So, I'd like to ask on behalf of all college students in America to stop with the fucking hand holding. In the real world, they give you incentive to show up, they PAY you so you better go if you want to money. So now... I just have to say my palms are sweaty and let it go professors, let it go. Phew, for a minute there I lost myself.
Oh and one more thing, Why do people stretch their ears?!?! You cannot get rid of that, not with lazers, not by taking it out, not. So you'll you know, turn 26 and realize how retarded you are and voila, stretched out to two inch diameter sicky ears, forever.
Four jobs I’ve had in my life:
- Yoshinoya Chino
- Dairy Queen
- Hollywood Video
- Guitaaaar Centa Baston
Four movies I can watch over and over:
- Mean Girls
- Forrest Gump
- Garden State
- Family Guy Movie
Four places I have lived:
- San Jose, CA as a baby
- Diamond Bar appartment (Swagger song w/ cobbled stairs Kt)
- Temple City
- Ontario
- And Boston for a fifth, what can I say?
Four TV shows I watch:
- The OC
- Desperate Housewives
- Grey's anatomy
- that's it religiously, I guess Nip/Tuck or Family Guy
Four places I have been on vacation:
- Not Hawaii although promised for like 10 years
- All the way across America
- Washington DC cementing politics some mo
- Big Bear
Four of my favorite dishes: Dishes eh?
- my favorite square glass, which i'll be bringing home
- our silverware that isn't crappy, the smooth ones
- our grape plates
- and uh... our silver platter
Four websites I visit daily:
- myspace
- livejournal
- facebook (ok this is really lame now)
- college email
Four places I would rather be right now:
- Home
- The UK
- Greece with pals and Eric
- with a guitar in my hands
Four occupations you would love to do:
- President
- Music Supervisor
- Rock Star. haha, who wouldn't?
- Professor
Four friends you could be "stuck on an island" with for a summer:
- Sherman (he's got survival skills)
- Kt Mo
- Jamie
- Eric (so does he)
Four songs you listen to almost everyday on the ol' iTunes:Lately?
- "Lover I Don't Have to Love" Bright Eyes
- "Amsterdam" or "Ms Dynamite" Coldplay
- "Karma Police" or "No Suprises" by Radiohead
- "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" Panic! At the Disco
Four things you miss from your childhood:
- My uncle Eric
- Playing Viola
- my Ninja Turtle suspenders
- light up shoes
And most importantly, four people you could beat up:
- Kt Morales, even on a weak day. haha
- Anne Coulter, at least the ol' punch and run. haha
- Dakota Fanning. hahaha No, she could take me. I love that kid.
- Hillary Swank, OVERated.
Four bloggers I am tagging:
I don't want to tag anyone but if you don't do this then you're retarded. It's on you. haha
Aw the giddy icon is cute.
I go home in less than a week!
Com Prom is tonight, preteen fun.