DD Caption Story
STORY TITLE: WRITING A ROGER FANFIC (caption story)
AUTHOR:Gaby
RATING: PG
STARRING DURAN: All of them
SUMMARY: John decides to write some fan fic to cheer Rog up but it's not an easy task.
DISCLAIMER: If you think this really happened, I want some of what you're having.
COMMENTS: All the pics belong to the great site "Trust the process", except for number 14, which I borrowed from the "Duran Duran" site, and number 18, which I found in the old LK's DD Forums.
This story, in my opinion, is not really as humorous as others seen here, but I think it still qualifies as an AE story. Well, you'll tell me later about it!
The Roger/Andy/Yoda story, created by Daisy, is slightly mentioned here as well as the superheros story written by Dramady!
During a rehearsal...
Roger: "Ohhh, all the fans want me to show my stick in our shows but almost nobody writes a slashy fic about me, even ANDY has more stories, whyyyyyyy, Andy, whyyyyyyyy???"
Andy: "I have the feeling that someone is piercing me with the eyes. Maybe it's Simon, hehe, he must've realised that I stole his fucking superhero cape!!!"
John: "I'm worried about Rog, I think I'll follow Charlie's path and write a sexy, hot, lusty story about Rog myself to post it...How can I start? HOW CAN I START???" [panics]
Sax player:"Mmmm...oh...the way he caresses the bass neck puts some bad thoughts into my head..."
Next day...
John:"I have an idea! Let's write it down...Mmmmmm..."
"Simo...er...Roger's sensual lips were an open invitation to the most torrid, wet fantasies."
John:"Hey, that's a start!!! Yipiii!"
And there's a show too...
John:"It's been three days and my muse has gone down the toilet as well as my cellphone...and it's been three songs and Simon hasn't put a finger on me, that bloody diva!"
Simon:Hey, missed me, Johnny dear? I'm here to sing you a hot song, nananana nananana!
John:Oh, just in time!!! I'm writing a slashy fic about Roger and I need your advice!
Simon:NOWWW???
John:Hehe, weeeell, I can wait a little bit.
Simon:I'm always ready for you, you know that, ask me in the instrumental part, nobody will notice, they'll think I'm just being flirty with you!
John:Sounds good to me!
John:Si, I need help with my fic, I'm stuck!
Simon:Sure, Johnny, I can help you with the steamy scenes, what about a demo tonight in my room?
John:Charlieeeeeeeeeeee, this is about our Roger!!!
Simon:Ok, I'll tell you this: write about two blokes you'd like to see having fun and then change their names to Roger and whoever!
John:Nice!!! Great idea!!!
Simon: Mmmmm...though I can still help you with the hot scenes...
John:...
John:"Fucking brilliant!!! Charlie always surprises me!"
Andy:Hey, Si told me that you're writing something about Rog! I wanna help you!
John: Fuck, he can't have his mouth shut not even for a second! Oh, well, any idea, Ands?
Andy: Yap, a fucking, amazing idea! Write a story about me and Roger, I say "Bite me!" cause fans seem to like me saying that, and then you make Rog bite my crotch, and then Yoda appears in the middle of our sex scene and then...
John: Stop it! That's...absurd!!!
Simon:[sings] Please please tell me noooow [where is my superhero cape?!?!?!]
Andy: Hey, it's good stuff!!! Write that and be nice with my crotch, remember what it's said about short men, HAHAHAHA!
John: Yeah, sure! Bah!
Later, during an event...
Nick:John, Andy told me about this fanfic of yours about Roger, I want to help too. As a lurker in the duran_fic_meta community, I think you should have a Beta reader, that's to say, me!
John:Sure! Read some stuff, then you tell me. It's not much but...
And then, at the casino...
John:So what?
Nick:I've read the few paragraphs you managed to scrabble, and they are quite promising and really hot, and well written, I must admit...But I do have a doubt, if it's a fic about Rog, why is it that his name is nowhere to be seen but Simon's and yours are everywhere?
John:Er...hehe...well...would you believe me if I tell you I'm just applying Simon's fanfic writing method???
Nick:Simon's.fanfic.writing.method. Ehem. Oh. My. Let's pretend you never uttered those words.
Some days later, during a rehearsal...
John:"I give up, I have a damn writer's block and it seems I have no talent for this. The boys have been supportive but... Oh, how can those Duranies write so many good stories??? And I wanted so much to make Rog happy!"[big sigh!]
Roger:"What's the matter with Johnny? He sighs and looks at me in unexpected ways...Would it be that...? Nahhhh, and Simon would kill me! Well, I'll see later if any story happens to appear..."
That night, during the show...
John:Hey, Rog, how are you, man?
Roger:Oh, I'm so happy! A hot, sexy story appeared, and ABOUT ME!!! It's great, I have sex scenes with all of you guys, but the best is with Andy, I bite his crotch and then Yoda...
John:"That bloody bastard!!! I'm glad for Rog...but I wonder what the fuck Andy wrote about me in his absurd, fucking decadent story!!! I'll kick his little arse until it falls down and turns into a ball, and I'll go on kicking it till the end of the centuries and beyond!"
John:"ANDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY! That fic of yours..."
Andy:"BITE ME, JOHN!!!! AND YODA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!"