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Oct 09, 2005 14:37

well let me tell you a story.
today i woke up and stumbled out of my room, planning to go downstairs, grab a towel and take a shower.
somehow on the steps i managed to slip, fall down four stairs, and snap my neck back.
i got up thought "dude that hurt like a mofo", went down and grabbed a towel and hopped in the shower.
pretty soon, though, i start to like hyperventilate, get short of breath and i felt like i was going to a)puke out a lung or b)pass out. so, 10:00 am, off we rush to the hospital.
on the way there i got my breath back, but my neck was killing me. at the hospital after x-rays and getting a neckbrace they told me i have severe whiplash and my neck muscles are strained, but not torn which is awesome. apparently i was very close to being knocked unconcious, but wasn't, which is also awesome. they said soon i will start getting muscle spasms and get really bad pain, so i get to take awesome muscle relaxants that feel like heaven, and i get to take tomorrow off school. i have to wear this neckbrace for about a week, or until the pain goes away, but i personally think it's very fashionable <3.

so, another bad/funny thing to add on to my list for this week.


and yes, i am accepting get-well cards, flowers, and cookies.
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