I HATE people named Steve!
Yep, yall be screwed.
I'm a PC? How fucking lame.
It was a pretty apple tree too.
There's no need to explain the irony in this one.
*hippy voice* But they needed some color in their lives, maaaaan. Free love!
I'm touched.. Now if only I were gay.
I'm a Jewish stripper with a French name.. Fuck yeah!
Wow, that's pretty accurate. Woo, no STDs for Lucky! :D