your big ass is on my blue ball
i am here on my blue balls fulfilling ed's virginal live journal update experience. who better to update with then the only person who actually reads this!?!?!? anyways, the summer is fucking amazing... and well its been pretty crazy - not at all- so far. yseterday powderpuff was really great b/c kate finally got to be ontop (plus we were in water... be it that it was like chemically infected, toxic waste water) needless to say, i was a HAPPY camper. then i went home and showered and got scottie adn we went to bennykin's where i showed off my b-ball skills and excelled in the challenging game of password. later that night i spooned with scottie in my tent of innocence. that's right. innocence. no ed, not a lesbian. (she is making mean comments as i type this b/c i am "a jackass and gay" thats enough of the live quotes from the person sitting next to me... with their fat ass on my ball) ANYWAYS...........today i got my hair cut, senior picture, funeral, dinner with janita, then cruising town with the tool sitting next to me. but she had our sister's fake id so we went to sketchy pius area and went to some crazy mexi parties at el colorodo, ed's favorite hangout (you know the mexican bar on pius campus). ed says "hey we're trying and doing lots of renovations, and all the mexicans have gone from being outside the premises, to be the construction workers on campus" thanks for that update ed. so back to us stripping at el colorodo, that party got busted up (like my condom last night... shit) and the po told us that we had to put out or go to the big slammer down town... so you know. just when we thought we were headed in for the night, we tried to sneak into ed's house (where she is supposed to be home alone all week) but wait, her stepdad was there, so we had no place to go. and the mexicans were not having us at their casas after the bar fight we had, so eileen was a trooper and let me come back to my own house. so i took ed to my tent of innocense where we did crossword puzzles and i tried to fall asleep but she kept waking me up. then the tent fell on us and i got really mad. now we are debating what movie to watch.. i would watch hot chick, but i think claire catherine stole it... i am pissed, second choice, little mermaid, but ed is too cool for disney (like there is even such a thing?) so i think its either going to be the best of ed's porn collection or my home videos. decisions decisions.
thoughts of the day.
1. no mexicans were actually hurt in the writing of this entry.
2. the guys that take the senior pictures are molesters... but i liked it. so i guess it worked well.
3. ed looked thru the yearbook and thinks are grade is so hot... or "yummy" in her words... and she said that she wishes she was cool enough to go there....
4. "jackass" that's not its name
5. i love to gyrate
signing off...... SLOOFAH AND EDUARDO
thoughts of the day.
1. no mexicans were actually hurt in the writing of this entry.
2. the guys that take the senior pictures are molesters... but i liked it. so i guess it worked well.
3. ed looked thru the yearbook and thinks are grade is so hot... or "yummy" in her words... and she said that she wishes she was cool enough to go there....
4. "jackass" that's not its name
5. i love to gyrate
signing off...... SLOOFAH AND EDUARDO