Now That'd Be A Sight
OK, this made me crack up. From a New Yorker piece on Democratic candidates in the fall elections:
"[Missouri Senate candidate Claire] McCaskill, an ex-county prosecutor who believes in the death penalty and says that she worships, in the Missouri manner, 'God and common sense,' has made her name as the state auditor by running uncompromising investigations of state government performance. Winston Simpson, the hog farmer, said of her, 'She’s the kind of woman who could really jerk Donald Rumsfeld through a knothole.'"
It'd be a better country.
"[Missouri Senate candidate Claire] McCaskill, an ex-county prosecutor who believes in the death penalty and says that she worships, in the Missouri manner, 'God and common sense,' has made her name as the state auditor by running uncompromising investigations of state government performance. Winston Simpson, the hog farmer, said of her, 'She’s the kind of woman who could really jerk Donald Rumsfeld through a knothole.'"
It'd be a better country.