Hello world!
"Primus, what did they do to his face??"
That wasn't the nicest thing to hear when I... well, when I first started hearing things. But stuff's gotten better, honest!
See, I'm the newest member of something called the "Decepticon Army." My Dad's currently in charge, since someone named Megatron is on vacation, and someone named Starscream is insane at the moment(first thing I've learned... all Decepticons have funny names. Sometimes Dad gives them other names that are even funnier!). I'm also something called an "Alternator", a Subaru Impreza WRX. See, I can transform into a car from my robot mode. That's pretty neat, too. Dad also gave me a present, what he calls a "probability driver". It makes me lucky, from what I hear. He asked me to turn it on, but it doesn't seem to work. Though, strangely enough, at the same time, the big red jet helping Dad randomly blew up.
When I was first online, Dad asked my name. I wanted it to be something pure, good, and strong. I wanted Silverbolt. Apparently, someone already has that one. So I chose Roulette. After the red jet blew up, Dad said my name was Jinx from now on. I'm not sure if I liked it. Dad yelled a lot, too, which I didn't like. But then he told me I could watch TV, while he spoke to someone named "Constructicons". Then he slipped in a pool of water, ran head-first into a steel girder, fell over and a mouse ran out and started chewing on his optics. He wasn't too happy, and I'm not sure I could blame him, but he's acting like it's my fault.
The TV stuff is pretty neat. I found something called "Care Bears". The tape I found was labeled "Fembots Gone Wild", and apparently belongs to a Decepticon named Ramjet. But he must have been confused, because there weren't any fem bots going wild that I could see. I like the green bear. He's lucky, just like me!
Dad said I should start one of these journal things, too. Unfortunately, six of the computers I tried stopped working. Then I got on this one, which runs a thing called Windows. The nice robot who helped me, Sinnertwin, said it was the first time it had ever worked. Then a tentacle came out of nowhere and dragged him away. This other robot, Blot, said he was just playing. Boy, he was a good play actor! He was whimpering and crying and screaming for mercy.
These guys are fun! (=
Hope to meet some new friends soon!
That wasn't the nicest thing to hear when I... well, when I first started hearing things. But stuff's gotten better, honest!
See, I'm the newest member of something called the "Decepticon Army." My Dad's currently in charge, since someone named Megatron is on vacation, and someone named Starscream is insane at the moment(first thing I've learned... all Decepticons have funny names. Sometimes Dad gives them other names that are even funnier!). I'm also something called an "Alternator", a Subaru Impreza WRX. See, I can transform into a car from my robot mode. That's pretty neat, too. Dad also gave me a present, what he calls a "probability driver". It makes me lucky, from what I hear. He asked me to turn it on, but it doesn't seem to work. Though, strangely enough, at the same time, the big red jet helping Dad randomly blew up.
When I was first online, Dad asked my name. I wanted it to be something pure, good, and strong. I wanted Silverbolt. Apparently, someone already has that one. So I chose Roulette. After the red jet blew up, Dad said my name was Jinx from now on. I'm not sure if I liked it. Dad yelled a lot, too, which I didn't like. But then he told me I could watch TV, while he spoke to someone named "Constructicons". Then he slipped in a pool of water, ran head-first into a steel girder, fell over and a mouse ran out and started chewing on his optics. He wasn't too happy, and I'm not sure I could blame him, but he's acting like it's my fault.
The TV stuff is pretty neat. I found something called "Care Bears". The tape I found was labeled "Fembots Gone Wild", and apparently belongs to a Decepticon named Ramjet. But he must have been confused, because there weren't any fem bots going wild that I could see. I like the green bear. He's lucky, just like me!
Dad said I should start one of these journal things, too. Unfortunately, six of the computers I tried stopped working. Then I got on this one, which runs a thing called Windows. The nice robot who helped me, Sinnertwin, said it was the first time it had ever worked. Then a tentacle came out of nowhere and dragged him away. This other robot, Blot, said he was just playing. Boy, he was a good play actor! He was whimpering and crying and screaming for mercy.
These guys are fun! (=
Hope to meet some new friends soon!