Soooo...
So here I am, just sitting. It's a Friday night, and I'm just sitting. Technically, my mind is brewing foul and evil thoughts while I just sit here. It's been doing that a lot, as of late. I just want to jump up and scream sometimes.
I don't understand how nothing ever fucking works for me. I am fed up with shitty technology! This dumbass computer has a mind all its own; it chooses when, where, and how it wants to work. Half the time it's frozen and I can't do a thing about it. I stare it down, hoping my brain waves will somehow do the trick to reboot it. More often than not, it results in excessive cussing and a flaring temper tantrum.
Oh, and the buttons on my mp3 player decided not to work anymore for me, so I have to pop another $50 for a new one.
After a somewhat distressful day yesterday, all I wanted was a nice hot shower. I couldn't even get that right. Apparently, the shower sensed I was in a crappy mood and wanted to make my life a living hell. So the hot water quits on me right after I get done shaving my legs. Much profanity ensued, and I stormed out of the shower in an uproar. (Don't worry- I toweled myself.) I felt like my head would implode from sheer wrath. I had to wait another half hour before warmth was restored in the hateful H2O tank.
(to be continued...)