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About you - 500[Section 1 - Basics]Name::Mallory Anne Zalucki Age::17 Gender::female Height::5'4" Weight::125-130 Ring size::6.5 Pants size::5 Shirt size::medium Shoe size::9 Piercings::one in each ear Tatoos::just wait 'til my 18th bday Hair color::dirty blonde Hair length::shoulder length Eye color::blue/gray Zodiac sign::Taurus Chinese zodiac sign::dragon Body type/size::average... kinda out of shape Birthday::5/15/88 Birthplace::Grosse Pointe- Bon Secours Hosp. Place now::Sterling Heights Race/ethnicity::Caucasian School and grade/year::Cousino senior! Natural hair color::dirty blonde GPA::3.9 (for now) Blood type::no clue Hobbies::writing, listening to music, driving I.Q.::I'd give Forrest Gump a run for his money... Do you excercise::I've been trying. Day 2 completed! Are you healthy::Just out of shape. Generally healthy, tho. Fun?::A blast! Serious?::Psh. There's not enough time to be "serious". Sarcastic?::Heck no. No sarcasm whatsoever. Ever. Funny?::I'm a barrel 'o' laughs Cute?::Nah. Pretty?::Sometimes. Good-looking?::I'm not butt-ugly. Beautiful?::I wouldn't say that. Optimistic?::Most of the time. Smart?::Book smarts, baby! But not common sense. Oppinionated?::Yeah. Outgoing?::Yes. Shy?::Not so often. Unique?::Mal's a one-of-a-kind. Sweet?::Rarely. Hyper?::Depends how much Barq's I've intaken. Talkative?::Yes. Creative?::Sometimes. Imaginative?::Yes. Gloomy?::On days like today, yes. Happy?::Usually. Depressed?::Right now, yes. Silly?::Mostly. Loud?::Yeah. Quiet?::Nope. Dependant?::Yes, for the most part. Loyal?::'Til the end. Truthful?::Hmm. Ouch, that burns. Clever?::lmao... NO Confident?::Yes. Annoying?::I don't know. Am I? Artistic?::Not too much. Musical?::I love to sing in the shower. Does that count? Poetic?::Hell no. Charming?::No charm here. Wise?::No wisdom here. Special?::I'm "special", all right. Magickal?::I'm not a fucking witch. Sensitive?::No. Lustful?::I'll fess up. Sexy?::When I want to be. Usually, I just don't care. Horny?::At times. Loving?::Deep down, I am. On the outside, I'm made of stone. Lazy?::I'm a lazy bitch. Stylish?::Nah. Normal?::Heck no. Psycho?::I've got my moments. Goofy?::Yes. Brave?::I'm known for my Herculean courageousness. [Section 2 - This or that about you]Righty/lefty/either::righty Glasses/contacts/none::contacts Punk/goth/prep/thug/??::? Innie/outie::innie Tan/pale/average/??::I tan easily but pale easily, as well. Freckles/none::freckles [Section 3 - Family]Mom's name::Marie (PB&J) Dad's name::Edward Siblings/their names/their ages::Edward Anthony "Tony", age 15 Dead family members::lots of 'em Do you live with your siblings?::Unfortunately. Parents married/divorced/neither?::married Parents together/separated/dating/none?::together Do you have any stepparents?::no Ex-stepparents?::no Do you have any children of your own?::Not yet, thank God. If so, what are their names and ages? If not, do you want any?::I want four, 3 boys and a girl. [Section 4 - Favorites]Color::bright green Food::steak, medium-done with lots of fat Drink::Barq's Root Beer, eggnog, or vodka-related Candy::Milk Duds Flavor::vanilla? Movie::The Replacements, Grease, Pirates of the Caribbean Band::the Bee Gees, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones Show::Seinfeld or Friends Game::The Sims 2 (if the fucking thing would work) Element::fire Music type::oldies/disco/80s/dance/country (wide range) Actor::Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt Actress::Julia Roberts Month::July Season::summer Holiday::4th of July Shampoo/conditioner::Garnier Fructis Song::"Old Time Rock and Roll"- Bob Seger Number::9 Phrase::Moooo... Word::Jay-sus Magazine::Cosmopolitan (it's so dirty) Restaurant::The Brewery Sport::softball Animal::wolf Language::American is a language, damn it! Girl's name::Gwen Boy's name::Eddie Flower::daisy or sunflower Country::The marvelous US of A Weather::sunny, warm, blue skies, slight breeze... Person::Krzysztof (how sad) [Section 5 - Sex]Sexual orientation::straight Are you a virgin?::no Do you like to have sex?::maybe (this makes me feel so dirty) Do you like to have oral sex?::ick no Do you like to have anal sex?::maybe Do you like to give more or get more?::give Do you usually give more or get more?::give Does size matter?::Yes, and those who disagree are LYING Do you like to kiss?::Yeah. French kiss?::What's a kiss without some tongue? Make out?::Hmm... Ok. Favorite position::As long as I'm on top. Are you more dominant?::And this is where I stop answering... (but yes) Or more submissive?:: Are you more sadistic?:: Or more masochistic?:: Do you like to use toys?:: Cuffs?:: Bondage?:: Wax?:: Clothes pins/ clamps?:: Chains?:: Gags?:: Collars?:: Leashes?:: Whips?:: Paddles?:: Other things?:: Do you look at porn?:: Do you masturbate?:: [Section 6 - Friends]Would you consider yourself a good friend?:I think I am. Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?::Few good friends. Who is your best friend?::Sam/Erica Do you have a lot of friends?::Lots of school friends. How many good friends would you say you had?::7+ Are you a good friend?::I don't know. Ask my friends. Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?::Yup. Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?::Yup. Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?::Outgoing. Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?::No, if anything, I'm inferior. Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?::Nah, not really. Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?::I don't know... do you??? Do you ever get tired of your friends?::Rarely, but it happens. Do you like to make new friends?::Sure, why not? Do you talk a lot?::Yeah. Are you nervous when you talk to people?::No. Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?::Sometimes. Do you ever lie about who your friends are?::Never. Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?::No. [Section 7 - Love]Do you believe in love?::Yes. Do you believe in love at first sight?::Yes; It didn't happen to me, but it's possible. What is love?::exciting Have you ever been love?::Yup. Are you now?::Yup. (God, I sound like such a prissy bitch.) Have you ever told someone you loved them?::Yup. If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:I don't lie about that kinda thing. Are you married/divorced/neither?::Not yet. Are you with someone/single/dating/none?::I've got a boyfriend. Do you believe in soulmates?::No. There is no cosmic intervention- just compromise. Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?::Sure. Different ethnicity?::Could happen. Same gender?::No. I'm not a lesbo. Different political views?::Yes. Do you love certain material possesions?::Yes. Certain hobbies?::Not so much. Your friends?::I LOVE YOU GUYS! Your family?::Eh. At times. Yourself?::I have my bad days, but usually yes. Do you have a crush?::No. Do you date people just because of how they look?::No. Do you care how people look?::Yes. Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?::Depends on how ugly. Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?::Probably. I don't think it'd last long tho. Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?::Yeah. Would you date someone for their money?:Hmm... Would you use someone?::No. Have you used someone?::No. Have you dated someone just for their money?::No. What money? Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-loo:No. Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?::No. Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?::No. Well, Krys can be an ass to everyone sometimes. Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?::No. Have you?::No. Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?::No. Have you?::No. Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?::No. (lol- Dave Howard) Have you?::No. [Section 8 - Politics and such]Are you a democrat?::Probably. Or a republican?::Not so much. Or independent?::Possibly. How do you feel about abortion?::It's the woman's choice to live with the guilt. Gay marriage?::Go for it. Smoking?::I don't really care. Marijuana?::Medicinal use only, please. Drugs?::Bad. Illegal immigrants?::Send 'em back! Premarital sex?::I'm fine with it... Porn?::Ew. God no. Alcohol?::Under the right circumstances. Racism?::People are so ignorant. Whores/prostitution?::We gotta make a living somehow... Cloning?::Creepy. Suicide?::A coward's way out. Death penalty?::An eye for an eye, bub. Religion in government?::Bad mix. Our president?::Dumbass. Downloading music?::Why not? Burning CDs?::Good stuff. Welfare?::They need to monitor it more carefully. Animal testing?::Not cool. Gambling?::A waste of money. School uniforms?::Not cool. One nation, under God?::Leave it, bitches. [Section 9 - Religious beliefs]What religion do you practice?::Roman Catholic Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?::no Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?::Do Jehovah's Witnesses count? Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?::no Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?::Very rarely What religion are your parents?::same Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?::Yes. Do they know what religion you practice?::Yes. Are you open about your beliefs?::No... I don't really care. Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?::No. Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?::At this point, not really. One God?::Sure. Many Gods?::Could be. Does God(s) have a gender?::IDK Male/female/neither?::Don't really care. No God?::It's likely. Heaven/Hell?::Yes. Jesus?::Sure. Angels/demons?::Hmm. Spirits?::No. Ghosts?::No. Reincarnation?::No. The trinity?::Maybe. Miracles?::Not religious in sense. Aliens?::Maybe. Magick?::WTF, they spelled "magic" wrong. Witchcraft?::It's a funny thought. Tarot?::I'm curious about it, but not serious. Psychics?::Fake bastards. Vampires/werewolves/other?::Scary, but don't believe in 'em. Prayer?::Only under extreme provocation. Rituals?::Nah. Love?::Yes. Fate?::Yes. Predestination?::I don't think so. Horoscopes?::Fun to read. Astrology?::Fun to believe. Superstitions?::Nah. Luck?::Definitely. Telepathy?::No. Energies?::No. Familiars?::No. Sacred animals?::No. Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?::idk... Initiation ceremonies?::? Night and day differ for a religious reason?::No. Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?::No. Does your religion forbid anything?::Possibly. I don't follow it. Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?::No. Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::No. Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends?::No. Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?::No. Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?::No. Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?::No. Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?::Yes. Do you believe in yourself?::Most of the time. Are you open to other religions?::Yes. Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?::No. Do you think everyone should practice your religion?::No. Do you even believe in anything?::No. Are you interested in learning about other religions?::No. [Section 10 - Animals]Do you have any pets?::Two dogs! If so what are they? If not, do you want any?::A yellow lab and a St. Bernard What kind of pet would you like to have?::a monkey What is your favorite color on animals?::magenta Do you believe people should keep pets?::Sure. Should all animals be free?::No. Some wouldn't survive, like my dumb dogs. Do you enjoy animals?::Yeah- I work at Pet Supplies Plus. Do you like taking care of animals?::Hmm... I like playing with them. Do you animals keep you company?::Yes. Do you kill animals?::Not purposely, but I think I ran down two pigeons. Do you hunt?::No. Do you hate animals?::No. Do you think animals have feelings?::Yes. Do you like small/big/all/no animals?::ALL!!! Do you think animals are treated poorly?::Sometimes, depending on the situation. Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?::Yes. [Section 11 - This or that]Big/small::big Cat/dog::dog Black/white::white Coffee/tea::coffee Pepsi/coke::pepsi Soda/other::soda Wine/beer::beer Pulp/none::none Scary/comedy::comedy Books/magazines::books Noise/silence::noise Winter/summer::summer Autumn/spring::spring Summer/spring::summer Winter/autumn::autumn Night/day::night Hugs/kisses::kisses Life/death::life TV/movie::movie TV/book::tv Fruits/vegetables::fruits Meat/vegetables::meat Cigarettes/alcohol::alcohol Cold/hot::hot Normal/different::different Male/female::male School/none::none Red/blue::red Smart/fun::fun Love/hate::love Salt/sugar::salt Chocolate/vanilla::vanilla Evil/good::evil Clean/dirty::dirty Angel/demon::demon Sunrise/sunset::sunset Punk/goth::punk Punk/prep::prep Goth/prep::prep Truth/lies::lies Citrus/tasteless::tasteless Cake/cookies::cookies Sun/moon::moon Rain/snow::snow Piercings/none::piercings Short/long hair::long Brand name/couldn't care less::don't care Pool/ocean::ocean Pen/pencil::pen Sports/none::sports Wet/dry::wet Bath/shower::bath Fireworks/glowsticks::fireworks Lick/bite::lick Naked/clothed::naked Internet/phone::phone [Section 12 - Education]Do you go to school?::Yes. Have you gone to school?::Yes. What's your level of education?::Seniors, Seniors! Do you like school?::It's OK. Learning?::Knowledge is frickin' awesome. Have you ever been homeschooled?::No. Would you rather be homeschooled?::No. Would you rather go to public or private school?::Public. Have you ever skipped school?::Hmm. Once or twice. Faked sickness to get out of school?::Who hasn't? Been suspended?::No. Expelled?::No. In detention?::No. What's your favorite subject?::History... but at the moment, English. Least favorite?::PreCalc... Your schedule, block/periods/neither?::periods, I think? What are your grades generally like?::Good. Except for the Pef Do you have many classes with your friends?::Yeah. What classes do you want to take?::NONE [Section 13 - What makes you]Happy?::food Sad?::staying at home Laugh?::my friends! Dance?::music Sing?::root beer Horny?::Krys Scared?::rabid dogs Look good?::luck Feel good?::having ENERGY Feel bad?::crappy hair day Cry?::my parents Jealous?::other girls Envious?::cool cars Scream?::rabid dogs Angry?::bowling Smile?::fun Blush?::hmm... Sleepy?::sitting in front of the tv Excited?::a pre-planned occasion, like a wedding or a party Nervous?::nothing Hungry?::food Thirsty?::food without drink Feel lonely?::being neglected by my bf Sick?::smell of beer Mean?::everyday Want a hug?::a shitty mood Want a kiss?::a friendly mood Bored?::having no plans, not being with people Crazy?::lotsa things Feel strong?::nothing Feel important?::nothing Quit?::feeling of hopelessness [Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]Friends::9 Family::8 Music::7 Love::10 Happiness::8 People::5 Silence::3 Animals::6 Education::7 Religion::2 Life::9 Medication::3 Food::8 Sleep::6 Health::8 Wealth::5 Nature::6 Shopping::4 Fun::8 Comfort::6 Water::4 Sex::8 Clothes::7 Alcohol::5 Cigarettes::0 Computer::5 Phone::7 [Section 15 - Have you ever]Went skinny dipping?::Almost. Done drugs?::No. Drank alcohol?::Yes. Played strip poker?::No. Climbed a tree?::Yes. Fallen from a tree?::Yes. Bungee jumped?::No. Been to Disneyland/world?::Yes. Been stung by a bee?::No. Pierced yourself?::No. Sky dived?::No. Rolled your tongue?::No. Made a clover with it?:No. Skiied?::Yes. Run into a wall?::Daily. Been on an airplane?::No. On a train?::Yes. Fainted?::No. Thrown up on purpose?::No. Eaten an insect?::Probably. For no reason?::Yeah. [Section 16 - Misc.]What color are your socks today?::White. Is that your monkey over there sneezing?::Uh-huh. Jojo, come here! Do you own a spotted umbrella?::No. Do you like sporks?::No, they're pointless! What about chopsticks?::I am not adept at the usage of chopsticks. How many fingers do you have?::10 Do you have any stiches?::Not at the moment. If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?::A squirrel so I could be cute and climb trees. Is your mushroom broken?::Yes it is, as a matter of fact. (wtf?) Are you a fairy?::Tink's my middle name. Do you abuse/starve your sims?::Haha only when I hate them. How many candles do you own?::6 Do you wear scarves?::Yes... I need to buy some new ones. Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?::Who are you??? Are the bunnies pink?::No. They're white with speckles of gray. What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green?::No. They're light brown with white chests. What do you think about make-up?::I'm Pro-Make-Up... some people NEED it. Random word that starts with Q::Queen If you could live anywhere, where would it be?::Australia Do you like to be naked?::Yes. All your base _________::balls? My life has never been a bed a roses::True. Munchy munchy have a taco for::??? Yes that comes in::XXXL I got::the rockin' pneumonia, and the boogie-woogie flu. Baby, life is like a ride on a::Harley-Davidson... What is life?::Life's what you make it. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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