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"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone."
this july 4 was one for the books! i will put it under MOST RANDOM DAY EVER. started out workin lnt niner am, even though we didn't open til 10. so i chitty-chatted with my other unmotivated co-workers for an hour. after work i was lazy around my house. i bought a smoothie machine at work so i was trying diff things. if anyone has any smoothie recipes, please share. everything i made was so nast it caused me to throw up a little. yummy, i know. AO! and i headed out on a date around 9:30. we hit up the bou, parked, watched some fireworks. it was romantic. then jeff, who has been renamed "sir jeffy of the bedroom," invited us to the U for some quality time with him and his severly intoxicated frat bros. he said some were good looking, what kind of fool would pass that up? so we meet up with sir j and it turns out his friends decided they wanted to take a limo back from taste of MN and just cruise around for a couple hours. we met up with the stretch nav a little lata and were greeted with TOTAL CHAOS! voices, booze, music, everywhere! it was a pimp limo and the people were very quality. the booze was flowin like h2o. we just drove around downtown mlps for the whole time like rockstars. some of the guys were starting shit with people they saw on the streets. i don't really know why...it was amusing though! by time in the limo was up, half the people could not even get themselves out of the limo cuz they were so trashed. those of us who could headed to deja vu (strip club) for a little more holiday randomness. as a vu virgin, i was rather intrigued. kinda surprised at the girls though: not all that cute and real small boobs. nothin wrong with that, i guess i expected plastic or somethin at a strip club. but hey, i was pleased to see you don't need to be fake to work there. however, i was not pleased to see the man touching himself in the corner. please. you're in public, sir. we took a cab back to the house. AO! met a new friend with a backpack that DID NOT have books in it. i was in no mood for bed at this point, so AO!, jeff and i took a walk to the burger king. i wanted a kids meal with the spidey hand toy. i asked the gentleman behind the counter if they had the toy that looked like the shocker. AO! and jeff got embarrassed. the gentleman thought i was talking about the comic character "the shocker" from spidey so he started spoutin off random facts. luckily i knew what he was talkin about, cuz the twelve year old i nanny for was talkin about seeing "the shocker" in spidey and i FINALLY got it out of him that it was a character. i was wondering was a elementary kid was doin knowing about that stuff. anyways... we ate our food and headed back. on the way back AO! made some comment about getting a door mat that said "welcome to my maxi pad" which made me spew diet coke all over the sidewalk. jeff pretended he didn't know us and wouldn't respond to us until we offered cheap sex and peep shows. back at the house we listened to some music, and i crashed on the couch. jeff and AO! gave me a giant busch (trim that bush!) fish to spoon with since i wouldn't share the couch. what a random night. i LOVE it. we didn't see shally though. hope she had a good 2-1 bday with mark.
in the am, AO! and i headed out around 10ish back to grove. i was a pile of shit for the most part. though i did go grocery shopping and run into andy zeiba. heart. i miss him. i worked in the eve at lnt. no worky with the kiddles today cuz of the holidays, but i'm back tomorrow. and i'm back at lnt. wo-hoo.
<3 you
love, bre
this july 4 was one for the books! i will put it under MOST RANDOM DAY EVER. started out workin lnt niner am, even though we didn't open til 10. so i chitty-chatted with my other unmotivated co-workers for an hour. after work i was lazy around my house. i bought a smoothie machine at work so i was trying diff things. if anyone has any smoothie recipes, please share. everything i made was so nast it caused me to throw up a little. yummy, i know. AO! and i headed out on a date around 9:30. we hit up the bou, parked, watched some fireworks. it was romantic. then jeff, who has been renamed "sir jeffy of the bedroom," invited us to the U for some quality time with him and his severly intoxicated frat bros. he said some were good looking, what kind of fool would pass that up? so we meet up with sir j and it turns out his friends decided they wanted to take a limo back from taste of MN and just cruise around for a couple hours. we met up with the stretch nav a little lata and were greeted with TOTAL CHAOS! voices, booze, music, everywhere! it was a pimp limo and the people were very quality. the booze was flowin like h2o. we just drove around downtown mlps for the whole time like rockstars. some of the guys were starting shit with people they saw on the streets. i don't really know why...it was amusing though! by time in the limo was up, half the people could not even get themselves out of the limo cuz they were so trashed. those of us who could headed to deja vu (strip club) for a little more holiday randomness. as a vu virgin, i was rather intrigued. kinda surprised at the girls though: not all that cute and real small boobs. nothin wrong with that, i guess i expected plastic or somethin at a strip club. but hey, i was pleased to see you don't need to be fake to work there. however, i was not pleased to see the man touching himself in the corner. please. you're in public, sir. we took a cab back to the house. AO! met a new friend with a backpack that DID NOT have books in it. i was in no mood for bed at this point, so AO!, jeff and i took a walk to the burger king. i wanted a kids meal with the spidey hand toy. i asked the gentleman behind the counter if they had the toy that looked like the shocker. AO! and jeff got embarrassed. the gentleman thought i was talking about the comic character "the shocker" from spidey so he started spoutin off random facts. luckily i knew what he was talkin about, cuz the twelve year old i nanny for was talkin about seeing "the shocker" in spidey and i FINALLY got it out of him that it was a character. i was wondering was a elementary kid was doin knowing about that stuff. anyways... we ate our food and headed back. on the way back AO! made some comment about getting a door mat that said "welcome to my maxi pad" which made me spew diet coke all over the sidewalk. jeff pretended he didn't know us and wouldn't respond to us until we offered cheap sex and peep shows. back at the house we listened to some music, and i crashed on the couch. jeff and AO! gave me a giant busch (trim that bush!) fish to spoon with since i wouldn't share the couch. what a random night. i LOVE it. we didn't see shally though. hope she had a good 2-1 bday with mark.
in the am, AO! and i headed out around 10ish back to grove. i was a pile of shit for the most part. though i did go grocery shopping and run into andy zeiba. heart. i miss him. i worked in the eve at lnt. no worky with the kiddles today cuz of the holidays, but i'm back tomorrow. and i'm back at lnt. wo-hoo.
<3 you
love, bre