Plans to go A Mistressing
So today proved to be a lets catch up with old friends on AIM day which is always nice. Talked to Neline and Bethany (miss her much) and a little to Sam. It was through talking with Bethany that I told her one day I was going to go a mistressing and we started having way to much fun with said plan. Sam approves and even Elise does! Bethany ofcourse approves she gave me tips!
Bethany suggested: well the key to mistressing is to be a mistress to a guy who's wife is a frigid bitch who already hates him
and makes him miserable. then you can put yourself in the position of empowering him to move on. like a life coach with fringe benefits. whoa, i think that statement just but me in the slut of the month club! check out happy hours....men avoiding going home to either an empty house or evil wife
LOL oh how i love Bethany.
I decided that a dorky professor type all cute and shit but easy to manipulate, would do just fine. Bethany concurs saying they are hot!
Me: ill be all talk all scholarly to me its such a turn on
bethany: heheheh...i love it when you quote nitzche!
bethany: tell me more about the impacts of embargos....it gets me all amourous
Roxie: LMAO ..... oh man i would probably do that
bethany: yeah, me too!
Roxie: go up to him afte rlecture and be like whoa lets go your lecture on NAFTA just does things to me
bethany: heheehh-you're killin me
Roxie: this is why i am returning to school .... in order to seduce an unsuspecting professor
Bethany: fuck the degree
bethany: make sure he wears sweater vests or bow ties...both is a bonus
LilStarAngelOne: tweed suits
bethany: HOT!
Sam says she approves of my plan and that she can soo see me doing that. With her I decided to stay clear of those with babies and with wives in the same field. As in the preferably I do not want drama interdepartamental or shit. So those while not entirely off limits are going to be overlooked but you not exactly ruled out. Hmmmm ..... you never do know what can happen, so I have to keep my options opened without giving up all my standards. Now that i will be in austin in a huge school i can start scoping them out and practising my wiles on them naive undergrads!!
Neline and I discussed the sort of trophey I would keep from that relationship.
Roxie: im gooing to run amuck in UT Austin
Neline: eliSE LIKE YOUR PLAN ALSO
Roxie: lol
Roxie: should i run it by the ASters
Neline: roxie is getting lots of support
Roxie: lol
Neline: lol will u keep his briefs if u fuck him
Roxie: ewe
Neline: u do need a trophy
Roxie: if i am going to keep a trophy its going to mean something to him
Roxie: chones are expendable
Roxie: mebe his dissertation
Roxie: or his wedding ring
Neline: lmao
Neline: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
Neline: although his dissertation would be hilarious
Roxie: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Neline: although fucking professors are not as lucrative as say fucking a corporate lawyer?
Roxie: yeah but its for the experience
Neline: we should brand u with a scarlet letter
Bethany suggested: well the key to mistressing is to be a mistress to a guy who's wife is a frigid bitch who already hates him
and makes him miserable. then you can put yourself in the position of empowering him to move on. like a life coach with fringe benefits. whoa, i think that statement just but me in the slut of the month club! check out happy hours....men avoiding going home to either an empty house or evil wife
LOL oh how i love Bethany.
I decided that a dorky professor type all cute and shit but easy to manipulate, would do just fine. Bethany concurs saying they are hot!
Me: ill be all talk all scholarly to me its such a turn on
bethany: heheheh...i love it when you quote nitzche!
bethany: tell me more about the impacts of embargos....it gets me all amourous
Roxie: LMAO ..... oh man i would probably do that
bethany: yeah, me too!
Roxie: go up to him afte rlecture and be like whoa lets go your lecture on NAFTA just does things to me
bethany: heheehh-you're killin me
Roxie: this is why i am returning to school .... in order to seduce an unsuspecting professor
Bethany: fuck the degree
bethany: make sure he wears sweater vests or bow ties...both is a bonus
LilStarAngelOne: tweed suits
bethany: HOT!
Sam says she approves of my plan and that she can soo see me doing that. With her I decided to stay clear of those with babies and with wives in the same field. As in the preferably I do not want drama interdepartamental or shit. So those while not entirely off limits are going to be overlooked but you not exactly ruled out. Hmmmm ..... you never do know what can happen, so I have to keep my options opened without giving up all my standards. Now that i will be in austin in a huge school i can start scoping them out and practising my wiles on them naive undergrads!!
Neline and I discussed the sort of trophey I would keep from that relationship.
Roxie: im gooing to run amuck in UT Austin
Neline: eliSE LIKE YOUR PLAN ALSO
Roxie: lol
Roxie: should i run it by the ASters
Neline: roxie is getting lots of support
Roxie: lol
Neline: lol will u keep his briefs if u fuck him
Roxie: ewe
Neline: u do need a trophy
Roxie: if i am going to keep a trophy its going to mean something to him
Roxie: chones are expendable
Roxie: mebe his dissertation
Roxie: or his wedding ring
Neline: lmao
Neline: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
Neline: although his dissertation would be hilarious
Roxie: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Neline: although fucking professors are not as lucrative as say fucking a corporate lawyer?
Roxie: yeah but its for the experience
Neline: we should brand u with a scarlet letter