ELF QUOTES
Elf Quotes:
"Not now Artic Puppets"
"Would you like to try some fruit spray?"
"Smiling's my favorite"
"If you see a sign that says "Peep Show" Buddy, it doesnt mean that they are letting you look at Christmas presents early"
"I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of twirly shwirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the lincoln tunnel
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:
1. Candy
2. Candy Canes
3. Candy Corns
4. Syrup
"But, I really wanted to see you, and I think your beatutiful, and I uh, feel really, uh, warm, uh, when i'm around you, and uh, my tongue swells up, so....... do you wanna go eat food, you know.... the code?"
"What the hell is that? Its a Christmas tree, Buddy chopped it down in the park"
"Why is your name on the desk? Because I bought the desk, and its there in case someone steals it."
"Hello, this is Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?"
"This place reminds me of Santas workshop, cept it smells of mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."
"Syrup and Coffee, why didn't I think of that?" "I LOVE Syrup, oh I LOVE it."
"He must be a South Pole Elf"
P.S. Add any you like that I missed
"Not now Artic Puppets"
"Would you like to try some fruit spray?"
"Smiling's my favorite"
"If you see a sign that says "Peep Show" Buddy, it doesnt mean that they are letting you look at Christmas presents early"
"I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of twirly shwirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the lincoln tunnel
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:
1. Candy
2. Candy Canes
3. Candy Corns
4. Syrup
"But, I really wanted to see you, and I think your beatutiful, and I uh, feel really, uh, warm, uh, when i'm around you, and uh, my tongue swells up, so....... do you wanna go eat food, you know.... the code?"
"What the hell is that? Its a Christmas tree, Buddy chopped it down in the park"
"Why is your name on the desk? Because I bought the desk, and its there in case someone steals it."
"Hello, this is Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?"
"This place reminds me of Santas workshop, cept it smells of mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."
"Syrup and Coffee, why didn't I think of that?" "I LOVE Syrup, oh I LOVE it."
"He must be a South Pole Elf"
P.S. Add any you like that I missed