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Dear...eh, dear...to whom it may concern!!
Baaahh!!! How dare you fill Doom's precious mailbox with your pultry Microsoft services!! Doom has no need of your inferior Microsoft Office Live features!! Doom's far superior website building tools are of my own personal design. With Doomsoft, I scoff at your 2GB business e-mail account and you shall tremble under the might of Doom's 2.2GB business e-mail account! Doom's web-building capabilities easily surpass those of that fool Reed Richards who limits himself by using "4" icons, while Doom's webpage contain the terrifying visage of newborn kittens pawing at strings! STRINGS!! And another thing, how did Doom even come upon such a disgraceful ad in my mailbox?! Doom lives in Latveria, not America...well, at least for now...soon all of the world will become New Latveria! This insult shall not go unpunished! Doom pities you Bill Gates, for today you have made an enemy of the most powerful king in all the world and once Doom finishes his web collage of kittens chasing balloons, then I shall personally visit your palace so that you can stare into the cold, metal face of your destroyer before Doom ends your pathetic life. But first, kitties!
Sincerely,
Dr. Doom
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FREE Web site hosting and site-building tools
After the beta program, participants will have the option to continue with the Microsoft Office Live Basics service for free or upgrade to a fee-based subscription. See www.officelive.com for terms and conditions. An Internet service provider account is required for Internet and e-mail access and is not included with Microsoft Office Live services. At this time, invitations to join the Microsoft Office Live beta are offered to U.S. residents only. This e-mail is intended for distribution within the United States. As a valued Hotmail customer, we hope you find this Office Live offer valuable. If you would prefer to no longer receive promotional offers regarding Office Live please click here. To manage your MSN Marketing Preferences please click here. If you have questions about Microsoft privacy policies or how to manage your communications from Microsoft, please read our online Privacy Statement. Opting out of Office Live or MSN e-mail offers will not affect any newsletters you have requested nor restrict important customer communications concerning your Microsoft products. Microsoft Corporation One Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052 © 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Microsoft and the Office logo are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries.
Dear...eh, dear...to whom it may concern!!
Baaahh!!! How dare you fill Doom's precious mailbox with your pultry Microsoft services!! Doom has no need of your inferior Microsoft Office Live features!! Doom's far superior website building tools are of my own personal design. With Doomsoft, I scoff at your 2GB business e-mail account and you shall tremble under the might of Doom's 2.2GB business e-mail account! Doom's web-building capabilities easily surpass those of that fool Reed Richards who limits himself by using "4" icons, while Doom's webpage contain the terrifying visage of newborn kittens pawing at strings! STRINGS!! And another thing, how did Doom even come upon such a disgraceful ad in my mailbox?! Doom lives in Latveria, not America...well, at least for now...soon all of the world will become New Latveria! This insult shall not go unpunished! Doom pities you Bill Gates, for today you have made an enemy of the most powerful king in all the world and once Doom finishes his web collage of kittens chasing balloons, then I shall personally visit your palace so that you can stare into the cold, metal face of your destroyer before Doom ends your pathetic life. But first, kitties!
Sincerely,
Dr. Doom