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[luckisanartform]

so we had this speaker come to our school today and like talk about what to do if we where attacked. It was pretty awsome this guy totally met Oprah. So when we were allowed to ask questions I asked how Oprah was. All he said was that she was overly organized. I was kind of disapointed by that seeing as how she is my soul sister and all. I must meet her before I leave. Anyway i learned some pretty neat things. Such as if someone grabs you pull up by there thumbs cuz thats the weakest part of the hands. And dont yell HELP! yell FIRE! cuz that gets peoples attention more. I think i might just yell Free Corndogs cuz i think that would get the whole nieghborhoods attention. Just thought i would share.
I wonder what Amber did today.........
I hope she told him off
stupid jerk