NOT EQUIVALENT AT ALL

[luckey_will_die]

i HAD SOME WAFFLES TODAY. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WAFFLE HOUSE!
OH YEAH, AND SONIC TOO! THOSE ARE SCARCE OUT HERE! I MADE THIS GUY AT MY WORK (WHO WAS LATE) GET ME AND ANOTHER DUDE SONIC. IT WAS GOOD. THE REST OF THE DAY SUCKED!