you're as welcome as cancer but my doors always open
yeah, that's right, i made that.
my shirt is so hot. but only one person knew who mest was and that was the college boy from abercrombie & fitch. in ever class when i was around people i would say "you didn't say anything about my shirt!" then they'd read it and i'd go "it's a band. you don't know them. don't worry the important thing is i made this." then i'd explain how i just ironed on the letters. i got so many how cool's and i'm gunna do that's. it made me feel so cool like i'm a trend setter. and everyone was like you have to make me one! and i'm like sure if you pay. but it's not that hard to make them, but i'll still do it!
the "chain" of events:
- andre (my bestfriends boyfriend) went to cancun for spring break
- he doesn't call tina the whole time
- he comes back and tells her how much fun he had
- tuesday there are all kinds of stories from cacun, imparticular one about andre
- tina confronts andre, he denies it
- she doesn't believe him
- he admits he was drunk and "almost but didn't"
- she forgives him and they decide not to talk about it
- more rumors circulate and tina finds out the real story
- andre was drunk and came into someone's room and was all, "christina bright sucked my dick and she was lickin all over my balls and if she wasn't on her period we'd fuck."
- tina confronts andre about it
- he gets mad and tells her to "fuck it... why are we talking about this? i thought we decided to forget it. fuck it all tina. we're over."
- when passing by andre on the way to 6th hour i go, "tina stop and say hi." she goes "i already did."
- in 6th hour i find out they're broken up
UM, IT'S CALLED GUILT, ANDRE. WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU CAN GO BACK TO CANCUN AND GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR HURTING MY BEST FRIEND AND MAKING HER CRY SHITFACE. I HOPE YOU KNOW CHRISTINA SLEEPS AROUND AND YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT HEAD FROM HER ON THAT TRIP. I WANT YOU TO KNOW TINA LOVED YOU AND YOU LIED TO HER WHEN YOU FEED HER ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I'LL NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOU. IF YOU CHEAT ON ME DON'T TELL ME." FUCK YOU AND FUCK WHAT YOU SAY. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW ANDRE, AND YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU. I HOPE YOU DO TRY TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SO TINA CAN HOLD IT OVER YOU FOR THE REST OF THE RELATIONSHIP. GO SHOOT YOURSELF.
with that being said, i am done with the matter.
today after school jessica cox called me and she asked if i wanted to come over. so i went over there for a while then she said she really needed to smoke but she didn't have any cigarettes so i took her up to the mobil in town so she could buy some. then we were super bored so we decided to go "shopping." we get to briarwood around 4:30 or so and we go into abercrombie and the greeter guy was all, "hey how are you guys doing?" and we smile and say fine and he goes, "and i really like your shirt." cue me being really happy. and i was all, "thank you're the first person all day who knows who mest is." and he goes, "yeah they're my favorite punk band." and i continue on beaming because another person liked my shirt, and say i made it myself. and he keeps going on and on about how he made a shirt but then the letters fell off the first time he washed it and i was like okay now you're annoying. but that made my day.
so my payment for taking jessica to get cigarettes is a shirt from a&f. and this is what i mean "shopping..." she goes and gets every single type of shirt and tank top they have the in the store. then she grabs a pair of cargo pants. she tells me to pick out a shirt i want and give it to her. so i do and i'm like gah this is going to take forever to try on. she tries all the stuff on and then she puts back all the stuff she doesn't want and we walk out. she stole 5 shirts. i am not kidding. she took all the little plastic alarm things off of all the shirts put them on and put her sweatshirt over them. then she hid all the alarms in the cargo pockets. and it went off without a hitch and i'm the proud owner of two tank tops now that were "free" :) then we went into AE and she stole another shirt. then we went into hollister and she stole a bathing suit and some shorts that said "virgin islands" on the butt. inside joke but i'm sure you can figure it out.
i'm going into the t-shirt making business. so many people thought i bought my shirt from a store and i was all, "no i made it. i'm so cool."
other shirts i am going to make:
"easily distracted"
"just a little bit dramatic"
"P.S. I LOVE YOU"
"usher is my boyfriend" for tina
"danger megan" for megan
"kukamunga" for me & chrystal
"this is me not caring"
"you know you love me"
"MIDDLE with a little "tessa" above it" (my volleyball position)
"OUTSIDE" with little "tina" above it" (tina's position)
if you have any ideas like cute sayings, please let me know.
i got my fall out boy, matchbook romance, and mest dvd #1 in the mail today and i love it. thanks i'm wearing that to school tomorrow. now all i have to wait for it my jeans, happy bunny flip flops and my purse from alloy. i'm taking money out of my savings account so i can buy this cute ass skirt from abercrombie. yes, buy. and my mom and sister are leaving for georgia tomorrow morrringgg :DDD and i love the yellowcard CD. i've been listening to it all the time in yearbook. empty apartment & way away are my favorites. and believe is good as well.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!