i thought this was fucking great...

[luck_dragon]

You'll "do anything for slack", but you want to get "involved"? Nay, that path leads STRAIGHT to the damnation of Pinkness, straight to the lair of the Conspiracy "Bobbies" and their cheesy, imitation "Bob"! Accept only the cheesy REAL "Bob"! SLACK OFF! Quit your job! QUIT EVERYTHING! The Church of the SubGenius CANNOT exist! It is an ORGANIZATION for people who are NOT joiners! Yet you MUST join in order to be SAVED! Don't TRY to puff the Pipe 'o "Bob"; LET the Pipe puff YOU!

funny shit huh?from the church of the subgenuis section on totse.com