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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for scarsrshown (10 points). In September cato_magumo and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I punched xdeath_letterx in the arm (-10 points). In May I gave minasconverses a kidney (1000 points). In November I gave stikofdeth a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1006 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
luciuswolfsbane