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Arthur Weasley was all up in my business at the Ministry today. By the way, I have misplaced my pillbox. If you find it return it to Lucius Malfoy @ Malfoy Manor. If you ring the doorbell and no one answers drop it in the letter slot, where the owls drop letters into that slot. Bam! I will give a reward but I won't tell you how much cuz then you might think well hey this is a nice pillbox so I should probably keep it. No, I won't tell you how much of a reward but I assure you it will be more than Weasley makes. No wonder everyone calls him "Po' Weasley" behind his back. And I don't mean he looks like the Pokemon Po - ferom that muggle show on the fellavision - teletubbies. He has red hair but that is where the similarities end between him and Po. If he found my pillbox i might as well just give the thing up. Weasley, not Po.
I would like to put my hand up his wives dress to look for it though, hmmmmm hmmmm and work my gloved pimp hand. I am a bit of a pimp, which bit i won't say.
BROS BEFORE HOS
That's what it said on the bus today and I agree with it wholeheartedly. Come to think of it, that was the last place I saw my pillbox.
I would like to put my hand up his wives dress to look for it though, hmmmmm hmmmm and work my gloved pimp hand. I am a bit of a pimp, which bit i won't say.
BROS BEFORE HOS
That's what it said on the bus today and I agree with it wholeheartedly. Come to think of it, that was the last place I saw my pillbox.