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[lucius_malfoy]

Oh, the fun I'm having harassing arthurweasley! *Smiles evilly* You know, Molly Weasley isn't that bad. I find her rather attractive, actually, though a little on the plump side. The bigger the butter the harder my nutter! But that's alright. In fact, that's to be expected after having seven kids, all of whom are extremely buh fugly, I must say (no wait....with

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[gredandforge]

Have you looked in the mirror lately, Malfoy?

Yeah, you're not so hot yourself, bud. Sorry to break it to you. And if you talk about our mother again, we'll send you pictures of my butt.

Its truly a scary sight. Consider yourself warned, old man.

Fred and George Weasley

[lucius_malfoy]

On the contrary, boys, I consider myself very attractive, thank you very much. With all the women I've had...but I won't go into that. Your father ought to be ashamed to call you his sons. If Draco ever acted the way you two do, I would have beaten him senseless.

[serpent_queen]

I think you're very sexy Lucius. I've been in love with you for years.

[ginweasley]

Thanks... for the compliment... I think.

[lucius_malfoy]

You're welcome, dear ;)