Heeey, it's not my fault I don't have womanly... curves... or whatever they're called, it's genetics! And jeez, if this is what it's like with your chest, how do other girls all over the universe not break their backs daily??
You're telling me how awkward it is. There's no place to hold -- there's nothing to hold here!
... I guess you're right about that. But still. At least you have somewhat of a butt... ...Wait, what? So now I'm not big enough or something? Thanks a lot, Sora...
Well geez, it's not nearly as difficult without something than it is with something. It's so... weird and not to mention slightly uncomfortable. I'm not quite ready for this sort of relationship, Sora...
[ooc; um, first strike was supposed to be screened from Sora, but... Kairi forgot. XD And second strike, same as before.]
...Huh? I do? I-I never said that! Really, they're big enough, Kairi. I mean, they feel big enough...
But at least with something you know where it's going to go? Without you have to like, just close your eyes and hope it goes where it's... supposed to. ;falskj you're -- I mean, I'm not, either! This is one of the weirdest things I've never wanted to do!
... Uh, yeah. More so than Riku, but... don't tell him that. ...Please tell me that's a guesstimate and that you didn't actually feel them for yourself.
I... guess we both just need to uh... practice that, huh? I was kidding, Sora~. Just be careful with my body, okay? I don't... want to end up losing my virginity to someone and not even know it. Do whatever you want, but please not that. ...You know, I'm... saving it. For that special someone.
[ooc; aw, isn't her speech cute? same stuff as before, yo.]
...So do I have more of a butt than R-- ...awwww. Of course not! I mean, of course I didn't. Hey, wait. Did you feel my butt, Kairi?
Yeeep. Practice makes perfect, right? asljd;lk Kairi! I'd never do that! And I'd have to... well, unless... but I mean, first of all, no! And second of all, I'd have to want to do that with a guy, right? Unless I wanted to do it with a--a girl, but that would be... Anyway, the point is, don't worry, your body's safe with me, okay? I promise. You'll get your... special someone.
[ooc; hee, yes. and oh my god, this kid seriously needs therapy with how head over heels he is. I didn't sign up for this. :| same as before~]
Just don't flaunt it, alright? That's between just you and me~ ... I was panicking, alright? It was the first thing I grabbed when I woke up!
I guess, but it's not exactly something I want to get used to. Thank you, Sora. I really appreciate it. ... I just hope he realizes it when I do, you know?
[le gasp, what? are those hints? and yes you did, don't lie. <3~ DITTO, YO.]
I wouldn't flaunt anything! Besides, it's yours to flaunt right now, anyway. Uhh, if you wanted to. ... So let me get this straight. You wake up, you panic, and the first thing you think to grab is your butt?
You're not alone in that. And... you have someone in mind, huh? Do I get to know who or is it one of those girl things you can only share with Selphie?
[you know what, I think they a-- ahh, never mind. there they go, over his head. >>; I guess I did. DITTO X 2.]
...That's true. Besides, I probably already do, considering I kinda... can't get this walking thing down. It feels awkward walking like I used to. Technically, it was your butt, but... yeah? I don't know~. Haven't you ever done something stupid when you panicked?
Yeah~. You'll find out when the time's right, though. Telling you would only take the fun out of finding out for yourself~
[as always. but she swears to herself she'll make them obvious enough for him one day, damnit. ...DITTO CUBED.]
Wait, so have you been going out and -- you know what, never mind. We should probably meet up and get that figured out, right? Well, technically, but... uh, no pun intended. Ahahaha. Okay, I see your point, Kairi.
...Ha, I might have an idea or two already~. How's that for finding things out for myself? -- Unless there's some person from another world here who I don't know, that is?
[obvious in the form of a giant blunt object whacking him upside the head, I hope. DITTO TO THE POWER OF TEN.]
Well, you don't need to hide or anything. I'm sure a lot of people are expecting others to be acting weird, anyway~. Do you want me to come over or are you? I'm still in Riku's warehouse. ...uhh.
Okay. Is it... you know, I think I'll just wait to guess in person. That way I'll be able to tell if you're trying to hide something~.
[it's highly recommended. OBVIOUSLY THAT COVERS ME FOR LIKE, THE NEXT EIGHT COMMENTS.]
...How are you doing so far, Kairi?
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Do you really have to ask? I mean... it's nice not having the extra weight up top, but... you guys have no figure at all!
...Then there's when I... tried to go to the bathroom. Ugh, that was a mess...
You seriously have no idea how awkward that was, Sora. I... I didn't know you had to hold it and... agh.
[ooc; strike private to Sora, definitely.]
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You're telling me how awkward it is. There's no place to hold -- there's nothing to hold here!
[ooc; baaack at ya~]
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Well geez, it's not nearly as difficult without something than it is with something. It's so... weird and not to mention slightly uncomfortable. I'm not quite ready for this sort of relationship, Sora...
[ooc; um, first strike was supposed to be screened from Sora, but... Kairi forgot. XD And second strike, same as before.]
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But at least with something you know where it's going to go? Without you have to like, just close your eyes and hope it goes where it's... supposed to. ;falskj you're -- I mean, I'm not, either! This is one of the weirdest things I've never wanted to do!
[ooc; ditto first strike and ditto second. :|]
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I... guess we both just need to uh... practice that, huh? I was kidding, Sora~. Just be careful with my body, okay? I don't... want to end up losing my virginity to someone and not even know it. Do whatever you want, but please not that. ...You know, I'm... saving it. For that special someone.
[ooc; aw, isn't her speech cute? same stuff as before, yo.]
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Yeeep. Practice makes perfect, right? asljd;lk Kairi! I'd never do that! And I'd have to... well, unless... but I mean, first of all, no! And second of all, I'd have to want to do that with a guy, right? Unless I wanted to do it with a--a girl, but that would be... Anyway, the point is, don't worry, your body's safe with me, okay? I promise. You'll get your... special someone.
[ooc; hee, yes. and oh my god, this kid seriously needs therapy with how head over heels he is. I didn't sign up for this. :| same as before~]
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I guess, but it's not exactly something I want to get used to. Thank you, Sora. I really appreciate it. ... I just hope he realizes it when I do, you know?
[le gasp, what? are those hints? and yes you did, don't lie. <3~ DITTO, YO.]
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You're not alone in that. And... you have someone in mind, huh? Do I get to know who or is it one of those girl things you can only share with Selphie?
[you know what, I think they a-- ahh, never mind. there they go, over his head. >>; I guess I did. DITTO X 2.]
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Yeah~. You'll find out when the time's right, though. Telling you would only take the fun out of finding out for yourself~
[as always. but she swears to herself she'll make them obvious enough for him one day, damnit. ...DITTO CUBED.]
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...Ha, I might have an idea or two already~. How's that for finding things out for myself? -- Unless there's some person from another world here who I don't know, that is?
[obvious in the form of a giant blunt object whacking him upside the head, I hope. DITTO TO THE POWER OF TEN.]
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Tell me what your hunches are; I might just tell you if you're right or not~. Aaand, no. The only other guys I know are either taken or way older.
[she just might have to resort to that. THAT'S LIKE, DITTODITTODITTODITTODITTODITTODITTODITTODITTODITTO.] :O]
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Okay. Is it... you know, I think I'll just wait to guess in person. That way I'll be able to tell if you're trying to hide something~.
[it's highly recommended. OBVIOUSLY THAT COVERS ME FOR LIKE, THE NEXT EIGHT COMMENTS.]
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If you really want to wait that long~
[...dude, we won't even make it that far.]
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What, it's like you're saying I have no patience~
[maybe I can bank them. :C reposted since I forgot the strike tag, ahaha.]
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You never know~
[rofl, maybe.]
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