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You know i talked this over with my buddy Chris and i decided it needed saying for no reason at all....no first off i started my day normal work up 1030watched tv over a tuna sub and Cereal (not for comical value i really had a tuna sub and cereal) and around 11 i saw a trojan man commerical which made me think...what kind of man could respect himself after a torjan man commerical...i mean would you really wanna put something like that on your resume for work...it would be awkward like "Hi My Names steve my past works have been a few moments on (insert TV show name) and i also did the Trojan man warm sensations condom commerical...yes that was me who put hte giant surf board condom on as a metaphor" now how would your employer think of you i mean if im doing anything semi serious or important i dont think id leave it in the hands of a man who needs his penis to be warm for sex...also lets say i meet clients...what will they think when i say yes i have 15 employees and one of them was a condom man exciting isnt it...now i get weird looks for hiring the surfboard condom metaphor guy...also whos the actual guy in the Rubber costume...i think if i ever got to the point of "The REAL Trojan man" id just as soon jump off a building...i mean in a sense of the whole commerical all you are is a giant condom handing out your bretheren...isnt that kinda depressing..."Hey you there Horny teenagers come put my cousin steve on your wang he warms up on contactfor your extra pleasure"..i think at that point in the conversation i would seriously have to think about the value of my life...if some one offered you a condom that was "Warm" would you really trust it...i know i wouldnt because holy shit thats freaking weird...moving on...as i was talking to chris about my disturbing trojan man revelation...i got a pop up...now this is no fooling it was of William Hung (that dumb asian guy from american idol...not that i was voluntarily but i didnt have a choice) so it told me "Click here for william hung bootleg" now im thinking to myself at this point "If things like this are in the world today whats the point of me living?" so i then said to chris im gonna do it...so i click it and the site comes up as a meditating fat man who wanted me to click him to get to main site...now i looked and thankfully he was mildly clothed..also i figured out that it was a normal site...but man i aint clicken no fat man to get bootleg tapes from an asian who failed miserably because wow...that would be so painfully sad again...i think suicide would be in order...thankfully i didnt click it and everyone made out ok
Russ
Russ