Interviewed....by Lucifer....
Interview Me!
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. And so on and so on and so on...
1. Did you want me to get you another computer? Dells are dreadful, awful pieces of crap.
I'd rather not get anything from you. Knowing you I'd have to give up my soul or think of 7 wishes or something to do.
2. Were you looking at angel porn?
...No, just no.
3. What is your type?
I don't have a type Lucifer....That's a really creepy question by the way.
4. Any preference in eye color or hair color?
What is this? A dating survey for eHarmony or something?
5. If there were an option of staying somewhere other than those awful hovels you call motels, would you take it?
I don't think other hotels would appreciate all of the dirt and and gun oil we spill everywhere. Even if we pay with fake credit cards, doesn't mean that we want to pay more for a ruined bedspread or something.