Fanfiction: Paintball Is For Lovers, by wizzard890
title
Paintball Is For Lovers
author
wizzard890
status
Complete || 1600+
rated
PG-13 || paintball? America insisting on pet names?
summary
Canonverse || Russia/America || “I am very practiced when it comes to being at war, America. Are you sure you want to do this with me?”
heather says
In which America decides to introduce Russia to the glorious world of paintball warfare and as you can expect, they take the game a bit too far. Features America's crappy driving, Russia in aviators (and later, in Kevlar), and back massages. In other words, short and awesome.