Notes of a McCronk.
Doe McCronk, a lost but energetic soul on a mission to find... a legacy partner.
A tiny house.. on the poor-er district of Sunset Valley. Hey, everyone's gotta start somewhere.
And here we have Doe... lost in amazement of her new yard.
"I like to play with bushes when no one is looking..."
Keep yer fantasies to yerself.
At least the rust matches the flowers?
A creepy old house with a fallen fence... we will have to investigate later.
Creepy toilet.. Let's not go there either.
So now you know what the house is like. She loves the outdoors, if you haven't guessed that already.
Enough of the house. Time to fill up that fishbowl.
Peacful park infront of the unfinished gym.
"I'm going to pretend that this is NOT a small fish and I am just a giant..."
Denial is not a river in egypt, Doe.
Well, this is what happens when you call a fish small. Especially a male fish.
Enough of that... let's check out the rest of Sunset Valley.
This street looks nice... and flowery.
Creepy weird guy staring at me through the window? Sounds like a perfect match for Doe.
"Why is there a weird guy outside my house.... I hate my 100% accuracy preferal vision..."
"He probably thinks I'm a guy..."
Sooner or later, Doe was bound to get in his pants house.
"I love painting guys. You'd be great to paint."
"I'm quite good looking but I'm no Mona Lisa"
Since when is she hot?
...and Doe is not a guy. Enough of this guy, Isaac...
What else is down this purty street.
Looks like a nice house... let's see who's inside.
Then I saw the house owners. They both came out of the garden shed looking... happy.
Hmmm...
Time to visit other neighbors on this street.
Toy boy or what?
More perverted neighbors...
I spotted this lady. She looks interesting. Let's consider making friends with her.
The beach shack... great place to hang out at the end of a hard long day.
With day one behind Doe, what better to do than read a book.
This concludes the first update. What'll be next? A husband? More rusty cars? or a new house?
Stay tuned.