rend my viscera
lucidtears is officially graduated from her university.
Yes, Caro is now catapulted most unwillingly into the Real World, the post-graduation euphoria which is all too brief, dissipates, and she enters the disgusting, ubiquitous Slump where she will fester and ferment after swelling up into a turgid, doughy sludge.
I graduated a year early, so I will be taking a year off to hit the streets and try, try, try very hard to stop being Mommy and Daddy's spoilt piece of **** and become a decent, respectable whoa-man.